The New Norm Episode 3: Norms Rocket Battle.
(Norm and his family are sitting around a crowd, two rocketships shaped like dicks are there, one with the X logo and one with the letters “WOKE”)
Norm: If the orwell doesnt leave this earth, I will be leaving.
Birchum: If these kids don't become manly, then I will be leaving earth to live on the planet of mars.
(Meanwhile)
Woke guy from New Norm: If the world doesnt become woke, I will be moving to WOKE WORLD! Where, the world will be woke…
Mr Karponzi: Me too!
Norms Daughter: I can't wait to be woke in woke world!
Dark Figure: Simmer down simpletons, it is I…
Elon Musk: Elon MUSK!
Norm: Mmmmmm!! I can't wait to smell his musk…
Birchum: Me too!
Elon Musk: It has unfortunately come to my attention that the orwell of the earth does not intend on departing, so we must make a colony free of the orwell.
Elon Musk: My compatriots will be boarding my ship at this moment, of course I will be going first.
Elon Musk: Dickey, ready the engines.
Dickery: Aye Aye Sir!
(The rocket ship departs early with elon musk still inside)(Animate this)
(Shot of mr karponzi making out with the rocket ship)
Woke guy: NO! DONT make out with it…. The woke core isnt ready yet.
(Woke rocket ship explodes)(Animate this)
(Elon musk jumps out of it with a fortnite glider) (Animate this)
Elon Musk: I would never go alone to mars, not without my fellow friends and supporters.
Elon Musk: My musk is here for all to enjoy.
Norm: OH BOY!
Woke Guy: OH GREAT! NOW, WE ARE STUCK HERE… THERE IS NOWHERE TO BE WOKE!
Norm: OH GREAT, NOW IM STUCK HERE… STUCK IN THE ORWELL… THE ORWELL THAT YOU AND YOUR PALS CAUSED… WE LIVE IN A MODERN DYSTOPIA… AND WE WONT STAND FOR IT.
Woke Guy: I wont stand for a world without woke.
Norm: I will not stand for a world with woke.
Norm: I yield my revolver.
Birchum: I yield my trusty blade.
Norms Best Friend: I LOVE THE REDSKINS, I WANT TO SKIN ANYTHING THATS RED.
Mr Karponzi: This is scary… I didnt bring my pronoun gun… (Runs off) (Animate this)
Woke Guy: I yield my pronoun pistol.
Norms Daughter: Are you non binary?
Woke Guy: Indeed! I do not bind to the binary.
Norms Daughter: I yield my pronoun AR-15…
Elon Musk: Mmmm yes… the masses fight… with ofcourse my musk present.
(Norm shoots shots from his revolver)
(Woke guy shoots his pronoun pistol)
(Woke guy kills norm)
(Mr birchum launches a saw blade and kills the woke guy)
Daughter: I WANT THE WORLD TO BE WOKE!
Mr Birchum: But I want the world to be MANLY!
Elon Musk: Go birchum! Use my musk to your advantage…
(Suddenly, a mini nuke falls from the sky)
Elon Musk: Uh oh… is that a mini nuke? Luckily its only able to destroy such a small area… quite a small one at that.. Not even 4 acres..
Elon Musk: Oh wait…
(Nuke explodes and everyone dies)
(The End)
Written By Avalanche
Animated By Avalanche
Edited By Avalanche
Mr Birchum Property of dailywireplus
New Norm Property of whoever runs the twitter account
Gutair By Astrid
Song is called “The New Norm Song” From the Rockzillers.
(Music credits go here)
Avalanche 2024.