(Montana Dad Intro)
(Montana Dad Is Sitting Down)
Montana Dad: Man, the drug scene has been dead around here for awhile ever since that mayor took over.
Montana Dad: I've been seeing no meth offers!
Montana Dad: Huh, I think I might just have to turn to some ulterior motives….
Montana Dad: Guess it shouldn't hurt too check…
(Montana Dad Checks Drug2Drug)
(Montana Dad Sees Cuban Man Asking for meth)
Montana Dad: Fuck, I guess I put drug2drug on the wrong location again.
Montana Dad: Oh well, whatever…
Montana Dad: Hm, very specific directions…I must head to key west!
Montana Dad: Then to… CUBA???
Montana Dad: I'm not supporting these commies!
Montana Dad: Ugh whatever, i'm gonna fetch a beer.
Montana Dad: JORDAN, FETCH ME A BEER!
Jordan: Fuck off dad!
Montana Dad: I will consider getting you a half of a weed brownie!
Jordan: Oh hell yea!
(Jordan goes to the fridge) (Animate this)
(Jordan opens it, finds no beers inside)
Jordan: No beers dad!
Montana Dad: Fuck, I guess I have to buy more…
Montana Dad: Oh right, I have no money after I transformed my ex wife's old room into a makeshift beach
(Shot of room covered with sand and made into a shitty makeshift beach)
Montana Dad: Guess I have to head to the airport… I'm not driving anymore.
Montana Dad: KIDS, mcrib!
(Each of the kids gets out there)
Samuel: its back?
Jordan: None of the past matters?
Montana Dad: I'm just kidding!
Montana Dad: We're going to hawaii!
Jordan: Fuck off dad.
Madness Combat Kid: Hank J Wimbleton has not been to hawaii
Football Kid: Happy to be here!
Petrisa: Ugh dad, i'm not going!
Montana Dad: Actually you're kind of useless so you can stay behind… what do I have to lose…
Petrisa: YAY!
Football Kid: Dad, I'm gonna be honest with you but I wanna chill and stay in this closet for now. I'm scared, I'm worried, ever since I hit my head on that wall things haven't been the same…
Montana Dad: Sure, whatever son!
Montana Dad: Well, that leaves Jordan and Madness combat kid…
Jordan: Well, i'm not goi-
Montana Dad: Can you SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE? YOU ARE GOING! I need to discipline you…
Jordan: Well, i'm going to make a big fu-
(Suddenly, there's a big bang on the door)
(Homeless Jim Busts Down The Door) (Animate this)
Homeless Jim: I have returned…
Montana Dad: Oh no! He's rich and coming to kill me!
Homeless Jim: No! No! No!
Homeless Jim: I'm still poor, I just got kicked out from the crack house on the other side of town.
Montana Dad: Ha! Ha! Ha! The joke is drugs… shut your yapper…
Homeless Jim: No it actually happened, they didn't even know I was there till it was taken away from them.
Montana Dad: Well, you can have samuels room…
Homeless Jim: Why didn't you just give me a room when I lived here?
Montana Dad: I had more important shit to do…
Montana Dad: I can't work with a squad of three…
Samuel: Four actually.
Montana Dad: Oh yea!
Petrisa: Five actually!
Montana Dad: Oh, why?
Petrisa: Someone on discord said I needed to go outside…
Montana Dad: Good for you!
Homeless Jim: Im not going and risking my life for your stupid meth adventure!
Montana Dad: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Homeless Jim: Fine!
(Montana Dad Heads to the airport)
TSA: Put your shit through here.
(Montana Dad Puts His Bag through the tsa scanner) (Animate this)
Montana Dad: Check out these sick fortnite moves!
TSA: Aw shit man, hell yea!
(Montana Dad does the alastor helluva boss emote) (Animate this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dncy37iGBTA&ab_channel=MasoniacConcepts
TSA: Aw sweet, I love that show!
(The tsa x-ray shows meth, a shotgun, and the guns madness combat kid packed.) (Animate this)
(The tsa x-ray completes, ding sound)
TSA: All good!
(The Plane takes off) (Animate this)
(The Pane Lands) (Animate this)
(Key West, Florida.)
Montana Dad: Well kids, were here!
Jordan: Dad, why didnt we just fly too cuba?
Montana Dad: Jordan, can you shut your annoying piehole for once?
Jordan: Ugh, fine.
Montana Dad: We need too get a boat…
(Montana Dad and his kids and homeless jim walk up too a fellow) (animate this)
Montana Dad: Hey, can I borrow your boat?
Person: Fuck off.
Montana Dad: Look at him, hes poor, and sad…
(Montana Dad points too homeless jim)
Montana Dad: Who the fuck do you think you are, a rockafeller family member?
Person (Crying): Boo-Hoo-Hooo… thats really depressing.
Person: You've changed me, I feel a change of heart.
Person: Take my boat.
Montana Dad: Your gas too jackass…
Person: Why does he need my gas?
Montana Dad: Too drink.
Person: You are right, I want to contribute to the world.
(Montana Dad Starts Up The Boat) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad Drifts Away) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad is now on the water, away from KEY WEST)
Homeless Jim: Man, I never fought id go too tropics…
Montana Dad: Yea, I hope it was worth almost getting kicked out of the airport thinking you were from krackosia.
Homeless Jim: Fuck off robert.
Jordan: Fuck off jim, thats my thing!
Robert: Im bored!
(Robert Begins shooting holes into the boat) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad Stops Him)
Montana Dad: NO! STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Robert: Im bored!
Montana Dad: How about you shoot at the fish instead?
Robert: Okay!
(Robert shoots at the fish) (Animate this)
(Fish fly out of the water and onto the boat) (Animate this)
Montana Dad: Ah, dinner!
Montana Dad: You kids better eat it!
Petirsa: Fuck no!
Jordan: Fuck off!
Madness Combat Kid: The catcher is not the consumer.
Samuel: What?
Homeless Jim: HOLY SHIT, OH BOY!
(Homeless Jim Grabs Fish) (Animate this)
(Homeless Jim Chows Down)
Homeless Jim: Delicious!
Montana Dad: Man, im bored!
Montana Dad: Lets do boat surfing, robert, you drive the ship!
(Montana Dad Is Now Leaning on the very bow of the ship whilst its speeding very fast)
Montana Dad: Whoa!
(Montana Dad falls into the front of the ship and gets grinded up) (Animate this?)
(The End.)
(Credits Roll- JUST KIDDING!)
(Montana Dad Is Now Leaning on the very bow of the ship whilst its speeding very fast again)
Montana Dad: YEA!!!!! SEND IT!!!!!!!!!
Montana Dad: Woo-HOO!
Montana Dad: Man, what no-
(Montana Dad Sees A Massive pirate ship in the distance)
(Cut to the pirate ship)
John Longjohn: MMMMMmmmmm…. I see 5 new potential crewmates.
John Longjohn: Buccaneer Johnson, Ready the cannons!
(John Longjohn fires the cannons) (Animate this)
(They fire into the ship, the canonballs go through the front.) (Animate this)
John Longjohn: Well, I guess this is cannon!
Montana Dad: KIDS, WHAT THE FUCK???
(Montana Dad Drives the ship over to the pirate ship)
(The Pirates see montana dad and aim their muskets)
John Longjohn: FIRE!
(The pirates shoot their muskets and fire onto the oncoming boat) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad Parks His Boat and him and his five kids hop onto the ship) (Animate this)
John Longjohn: Boys, Plunder him!
(The pirates all shoot their muskets at our crew) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad Ducks, Madness Combat Kid Ducks, everyone ducks) (Animate this)
John Longhorn: Crap… I dont have a sword!
(Madness Combat Kid Shoots all the pirates with his uzi) (Animate this)
(All of them perish and faint)
John Longjohn: So you killed the sideshow, but not the main meat!
Montana Dad: You sound like a retard.
John Longhorn: Oh fuck off…
John Longhorn: Oh Wait.. my sword was right here!
(John Longhorn pulls his sword out) (Animate this)
John Longhorn: Now, you will never be able to kill me!
John Longhorn: For I am, the sword master!
Montana Dad: Yea yea, whatever.
(Montana Dad Gets out his shotgun and aims it at longhorn)
Longhorn: No, no, no, then it wouldnt be fair!
Montana Dad: Oh yea…
Longhorn: Use your shotgun as a sword!
Montana Dad: Okay!
(Montana Dad and longhorn battle it out with swords) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad “accidentally” hits the trigger of his shotgun, killing longhorn.) (Animate this)
(Longhorn faints to the ground) (Animate this)
(Longhorn is on the ground, bleeding.)
Montana Dad: Well, that was all of them
(The quartermaster suddenly comes out)
Quartermaster (Nerd): I am the quartermaster, and you are in big troubl-
(Samuel shoots him)
(Quartermaster faints to the ground) (Animate this)
Samuel: He was being annoying…
Montana Dad: Lets head back onto the ship.
(The damaged ship is now speeding along the ocean) (Animate this)
Montana Dad: Man, this ship can barley run…
(One hour later)
Montana Dad: Crap im running out of fuel…
(Show almost empty fuel gauge)
Montana Dad: Oh shit, its ove-
(Show capital of cuba in the distance)
Montana Dad: We did it! Were here.
(Montana Dad Speeds Over with his damaged ship) (Animate this)
(Montana Dad parks his ship)
(Over on the beaches of havana)
Solider: Oncoming ship, should we shoot at it?
Other Solider: No no, it could be useful somehow.
Solider: Ah, I get it.
(Montana Dad lands on the beach of havana)
(Montana Dad crew leave the damaged ship)
(Cuban Soliders aim their guns at them)
Cuban Soliders: Dont any of you move a muscle.
To be continued…
The end.
Written By: Avalanche Animations.
Animated By: Avalanche Animations
Madness Combat Kid Voice: “LavenderLiv”
Montana Dad Intro: Manningee
The Official Avalanche Animations Cow: Porker From Iowa.
The Official Avalanche Animations Chicken: Besty From Oregon.
Avalanche 2023.
(More credits will be added later)