Redsworld Episode One
(Redsworld intro)
(The squad is on the couch)
(Tom walks in)
(I HAVE NEVER SMOKED ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE)
Tom: Hey guys I need to wipe my shoes on the mat before I can hop on.
Matt: OH YOUR FUCKING DONE… FUCK YOU TOM….
(Matt pulls out a pistol) (Animate this)
(Matt shoots tom but misses) (Animate this)
Tom: NO! NO! NO! NO!...... I meant…. THE MAT!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
(Matt walks over to the couch)
Edd: MMMmmmmm…. Im glad its finally legalized, I dont have to put the house up for a second mortgage again.
Tom: Edd, where do you get your money again?
Edd: I um…. Get it from.. Um…. I forget…
Edd: I am way too FUCKED up to remember….
Tom: Ugh… I tell you… walmart really fucks up your muscles…
Tom: How about you try moving a box of lettuce for once…
Edd: I do… its over there…
(Box that says weed)
Tom: Im gonna go get a beer…
(Tom walks to the fridge) (Animate this)
(Tom Opens The Fridge) (Animate this)
Tom: OH GREAT….. NOT AGAIN….
Tom: One of your asses has gotta do a beer run, walmart fucked my muscles up too much…
Matt: WHY DON'T WE GO ON AN ADVENTURE?
Edd: No.
(Matt pulls out a glock) (Animate this)
Matt: YOUR ASS IS GONNA GO ON A-
Matt: Oh wait…
Matt: I need to get some cocaine….
Tom: Matt, we arent getting your stupid fucking cocaine… I don't wanna get stabbed again.
(Matt pulls out a glock) (Animate this)
Matt: YOUR ASS IS GONNA WAIT AT THE CORNER!
Tom: Okay fine… I gotta save up some money and get a gun….
Tom: Eh, beer is better!
Edd: Guys, im not coming…
Matt: I will give you some of that adventure powder…
Edd: ugh no matt….
Tom: Were gonna get some coke!
Edd: No…
Tom: No, jack daniels coke. Have you tried it? Its some good shit.
Edd: OH BOY COLA!
(A montage of the boys getting ready)
(Tom gets his beer can) (Animate this)
(Matt gets his glock) (Animate this)
(Edd gets nothing) (Edd shrug)
(The boys walk out of the door) (Animate this)
(The car drives away) (Animate this)
(The car stops at the home depot) (Animate this)
(Edd, Tom, And Matt, Walk In.)
Tom: This is where the beer is the cheapest!
(Tom goes to the freezer and grabs 12 cold ones)
(Edd grabs 12 jack daniel cokes)
(A shot of matt eating a peice of plywood)
Tom: Alright sir, we are ready to check out.
Man: Alright that will be 56 bucks…
Tom: I THOUGHT IT WAS 10 BUCKS…YOU SEE I WORK AT WALMART AND GET PAID 4 BUCKS A DAY! They wont hire me anywhere else….
Man: Ugh, they fired that other cashier…. He was drunk on the job.
Tom: bring him back!
Man: No.
Tom: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: I WANT MY COCAINE!
Man: YOU HAVE COCAINE? IM CALLING THE POLICE
(Man Dials The Police) (Animate this)
Police: Hello sir.
Man: THEY HAVE DRUGS!
Police: We will be on our way. (Hangup)
(The Police Barge In)
The Police: We have you surrounded.
Matt: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
The Police: We have several assault rifles.
Matt: ugh fine…
The Police: You two are also under arrest for not telling us about this, help a cop… um… I dont know what comes next to be honest….
Tom: Great, A beer run gone wrong…..
(In Jail)
Tom: Great going, your stupid voice and your stupid ass got us in trouble again.
Matt: I LOVE COCAINE!
Edd: Ugh…. why dont they have weed here… its legal… its SO boring sitting in a room without it….
Tom: Tords gotta bail us out.
Edd: He moved out last week.
Tom: Fuck.
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