top of page

(Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.)

 

(October 3rd, 2016.

 

(Zoom in on an apartment building in poor condition, people being beat, police sirens in the street, gunshots in the street. zoom in on eggberts window. Eggbert is sitting on the couch, with a beer bottle in his hand.) (Animate this)

 

Eggbert: Man, this peter griffin fellow sure does heal my soul in times of need.

 

Eggbert: Ah, funny peter.

 

Eggbert: Wait, who am I kidding? I have no job, the drug business is so shit right now. It's been nothing but a downward spiral. 

 

Eggbert: I've gotta come up with a new hustle.

 

Eggbert: Sigh, tommorows a new day, it's too late to do anything.

 

Eggbert: im going to bed.

 

(Eggbert goes to bed, suddenly, theres a massive bang on the door.)

 

???: OPEN UP YOU SON OF A BITCH!

 

(Eggbert Wakes Up)

 

Eggbert: Man, who could that be?

 

(The door is unlocked, the man kicks the door down.)

 

Rent guy: WHERES MY RENT MONEY? ITS LOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG OVERDUE!

 

(Eggbert shoots the guy in the head with his gun, no hesitation.) (Animate this)

 

Eggbert: Man, what an ass.

 

(Guy next door comes out)

 

Guy: Hey man, thanks for killing him. It should give me another month. I will take care of that for you.

 

(John Eggbert Gives the body to the guy)

 

John Eggbert: Im having a family guy roleplay session later today.

 

John Eggbert(Angry): I AM PETER.

 

Guy: Sorry id come but I gotta paint my walls!

 

John Eggbert: Oh Well.

 

(John Eggbert Closes The Door) (Animate this)

 

John Eggbert: Ugh, i'm heading to bed.

 

(John Eggbert Heads To Bed)

bottom of page