The Bird and Bob Movie 

 

(It cuts too them sitting in their living room)

 

Bird: Man, we need to pay the bills.

 

Bob: I guess Joining a criminal gang didnt work…

 

Bob: I just decided to flee from the group after some redneck killed the leader and some other members.

 

Bob: Wasnt really worth it.

 

Bob: The only man working there was drugged up the entire time and didnt know what the hell was going on.

 

Bob: They dont 

 

Bird: Why do neither of us have a job? 

 

Bob: Our resumes are fucked up forever after that time we burned down ding dongs hotdog stand

 

Bird: Oh yea.

 

(A knock is suddenly heard)

 

???: EVICTION NOTICE

 

(Bob walks up and reads the eviction notice)

 

(The eviction notice reads that they have 5 seconds before they get kicked out)

 

Bob: Bird, pack your stuff.

 

Bob: We are finally getting kicked out of the house.

 

Bird: Aw damn, knew it would happen someday.

 

(After they get packed)

 

Bird: What about that ferrari?

Bob: Oh yea, we were high when that happened and that doesn't actually exist.

 

Bob: Im gonna be real, that was a great Joint.

 

Bird: aw.

 

(A shot of the shitty car they have to drive)

 

Bob: Alright bird, load your stuff in and lets get out of here.

 

Bob: Alright… We are off.

 

An Avalanche Animations Production…

 

(Bird and bob intro plays)

 

(I will add more people later)

 

BIRD AND BOB, THE MOVIE!

 

(In the car)

 

Bob: Well bird, were on the road, and dont have a house.

 

Bird: That writing was awful.

 

Bob: Its bird and bob, nothing makes sense, and it never will.

 

Bird: Ok fair point

 

Bob: Did you bring the shotgun?

 

Bird: Yea.

 

Bird: Also, why did you get possessed that one time?

 

Bob: Honest mistake.

 

Bird: Understandable.

 

Bird: I brought flat stanley along for the ri-

 

Bob: FUCK FLAT STANLEY

 

(Flat stanley gets gets chucked out of the window)

 

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